The Pink Pills Make Me the Happiest


Many things that I should keep to myself!So, about a year ago, Facebook was doing this thing where you could see some of your old status updates. That was interesting/embarrassing/funny to see some of the things that I publicly announced in the past. I saved some of mine for a future blog and guess what….here’s that future blog! Interesting to see where I was 3 to 4 years ago! My updated thoughts are in bold:

Thinks there’s nothing worse than someone pretending to be your friend as long as you go along with their ideas or when times are good. My “vacation” in 2007 taught me this lesson but apparently, I needed a reminder. February 17, 2010 (STILL learning this lesson!)

Is about to run in Kroger for one thing and lookin a hot mess… which means I will run into someone like my ex husband.January 16, 2010 (Why do I feel ok about going to Kroger looking as hot of a mess as possible? I still do this and still worry about seeing someone.It’s like grocery store Russian Roulette.)

Watching Caleb play Scrabble Flash and thinking that I should have read to him more. December 25, 2010 (Well. He’s really good at math and science though.)

Doesn’t believe in organized religion, supports a womans right to choose, loves Obama, fully stands by everyone having the right to their own opinions/beliefs & expresses my own whenever the feeling strikes me. If this bothers you, please unfriend me. Thanks in advance! 🙂 July 18, 2010 (I have a gift for being subtle, huh?)

Is thinking she’s more of a Buddhist now that a Christian. Blame it on that religion class!!!January 7, 2009 (I love this post because this was the start of my de-conversion. That World Religion course changed my life!)

Is wondering how many times that I will go back. February 27, 2009 (I went back quite a few times. Then he moved in. Then we got engaged. Next we will get married. I HATE when people post relationship drama on Facebook. Yet, I was amongst them at one time.  Luckily, my annoying relationship break up status had a happy ending!)

Wonders why my child is always the one who hasn’t followed directions at the scout meeting.February 1, 2010 (Caleb didn’t listen to the knife safety lecture and promptly cut himself. That’s my baby! Shining Mom moment.)

Loves when I am trying to study and certain boys, big and small, keep interrupting me.September 5, 2010 (It’s a miracle that I even FINISHED my degree. That is all!)

Is watching American Idol, eating a loaded baked potato and wanting to share my food with stick figure Victoria Beckham.January 12, 2010 (I mean, REALLY, she’s entirely toooooooo thin! Skinny girls annoy me. And not just because I am fat!)

Loves working for a job that approved my vacation, oh about a year ago, but now want to act pissy that I am actually going to take a week off. Retirement should be forced for some people. (Hated that old lady at that job. Well hate is strong. But I disliked her and thankfully, they fired me so I could find something else even better! Retirement should be forced though if you are an old bitch.)

“I assure you I’ve done a lot of really stupid things, and none of them bother me. All the mistakes, and all the dopey things, and all the times I was embarrassed — they don’t matter. What matters is that I can kind of look back and say: pretty much any chance I had to do something cool I tried to grab for it — and that’s where my solace comes from.” ~~ Randy Pausch (His book, The Last Lecture, should be a must read. But this quote is so me. I have the best stories to tell due to all of my mistakes.If I have been drinking, definitely sit by me!)

Is proclaiming myself Mama of the Year. I just ate a cricket and worm so Caleb would get a Cub Scout badge. October 3, 2009 (I want this on my tombstone. Seriously. Mother of the Century for this one!)

What are some things that you have posted on Facebook or Twitter that seem memorable now?

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